Britain won a staggering number of medals today.
We won four golds in cycling, rowing, sailing of course and picked up silvers and
bronzes as well. Christ, we even got a bronze in gymnastics. I didn’t know we even took part in this.
This is
the best day in British Olympics that I can ever remember. Britain is third in the medal table. OK, we won’t finish there but this is staggering.
Hey it must
be a big deal. In massive outburst of spontaneity, the Queen invited
them for drinks. Partaay!!!
Forget anything I said about switching allegiances. I don’t care what my passport says, I am British through and bloody through!
Oh, yeah and Chelsea just beat Pompey 4-0 in the opening say of the Premiership.
And we are still in with a chance of a medal in Cheese Tossing and Shove Halfpenny. Sir Fred Bloggs would be proud of his successors.
If only darts and snooker were Olympic sports
Ain’t it great?
And despite a fight back from down under end the day still in 3rd position in the tables.
You will of course have to pass the marmite-on-toast test to ensure you are really a Brit!
I frickin’ LOVE marmite!!!!
Ahh, Marmite. Much better than Vegemite.
You mind if I top it with thinly-sliced tomatoes?