The world famous AC rumour mill today hit full tilt as workmen were spotted laying astroturf within the AC Village confines.
Word
soon spread that due to lack of wind, the Louis Vuitton cup would now
be decided by a series of five a side football matches. An AC
spokesman, who wished to remain anonymous, categorically denied this,
but stated that tiddley winks followed by a full contact beer drinking
competition were being discussed.
William
Hill online bookmakers this afternoon were said to be quoting ETNZ and
Germany’s United Internet at 2-1 joint favourites.
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I hear ETNZ voted for settling it with a cricket match.